sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via cartel)

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

(via cartel)

unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

(via ugly)

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